vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

(via for-hells-sake)

Timestamp: 1412112932

downunderirwin:

holy fucking frat boy luke come at me bro

(Source: f-ckeverything, via calumphobic)

Timestamp: 1412112849

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via blindarmy)

bandsoffthewalls:

Bring Me The Horizon // Deathbeds

(via northparkway)

Timestamp: 1412112697

a-little-insane:

I’m one of those students that is too shy to ask for help on an assignment so I just procrastinate until the night before and then have a mental breakdown until I eventually figure out how to do it.

(via blindarmy)

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

(Source: oikwa, via callous-monsters)

l0veb4lust:

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

accurate

(via coolstepdad)

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

(via radicalreaper)

Timestamp: 1412100520

thinksquad:

This girl was crying and begging the policeman not to hit her or any of her friends. Then the policeman started crying as well and he said to her: “You just hold on girl.”

The photo comes from protests happening in Bulgaria right now. Students are protesting poverty and corruption in Bulgaria’s Socialist-backed government, chaining themselves to the doors of Sofia University and clashing with police outside of parliament.

After the photo was taken it quickly went viral

(Source: thinksquad, via crowzs)

Timestamp: 1412100503